Pizza Tales 7

I deeply regret adding the swirl... it looked much more like a pizza before I messed it up with BBQ sauce.

The pizza was fine without sauce.

First Pizza Tales in a very long time. I thought that phase of my life was behind me.

SIGH

Pizza Tales part six

Every one of these I draw, the hungrier I get.

Also: every one of these I draw, a little piece of me withers and dies from the part of my mind that still grasps at the belief that I may one day achieve some crude sense of artistic credibility.

Pizza Tales part one redux

Sometimes I am forced to take a moment, step back and reevaluate exactly how I spend my spare time. Today, while redrawing a terrible comic I drew last year sometime about a wanted pizza I was forced to do just this. Course starts back in a week or so, and then I will be a busy beaver. Until then I will probably continue to draw pizza and feel oddly guilty about it.

This comic was redrawn so as to be stylistically consistent with the other Pizza Tales. Honestly, I'm not sure exactly why I bothered, there are so many things on my to-do list that are much more important.

Pizza Tales part five

You'll need to click on this to see it in all its glory, due to my ineptitude at Internet.

So. Losing my mind, perhaps? Honestly I'm not sure why I drew this. It is, perhaps, illustrative of the inherent flaws in my comic-writing process. My process is as follows:

1. I start writing a comic.

2. I stop when it gets somewhere.

So, what happens if it doesn't get anywhere at all? You end up with 18 panels of pizza and wall.

Pizza Tales part four

...terrible

Pizza Tales 3

Alright. Enough is enough. There was never meant to be more than one, I swear.

For those of you that haven't seen an explosion before, yes, that is what they look like.

Pizza Tales part two

Pizza Tales part one

The first in a thrilling saga about a Pizza who is also a fugitive.