Teepee Man

BORN of Cherokee descent, he was not like the other American Indians. He didn't fit in with the others, and was forever an outcast. When he was young and the children would play Cowboys and Indians, he was always the unsuspecting cowboy getting scalped. Perhaps it was his awkward demeanor. Perhaps it was his pasty white skin. Maybe it was just that he was born with the body of a Teepee... whatever the case he was a Cherokee, a proud warrior. He was... LIMPING TRIANGULAR BUFFALO.

On another note, I can't believe that this isn't a wigwam. I thought, incorrectly, that the two terms were somewhat interchangeable. As it happens, a wigwam is a domed structure. A teepee is the pointy one, like the fella you see above. Teepees have hairy legs, Wigwams' legs are waxed.

I live in blissful ignorance for most of my life, and suddenly everything is turned upside down. Apples are actually oranges. Black is white. Sky is ground. Jeez.

lolhead

Do not be frightened, children- what confronts you is comedy, poignant and sincere. It may take many readings to peel back all it's layers, but persevere and surely you will never want for laughter again, as long as this internet blog page exists.

Wolfin' Out

A single still from an animation I am in the process of creating. There's also a head on another layer, but as a completely-out-of-context image I prefer it headless.

Chances are, after this animation is finished I'll end up preferring specific image stills like this one to the finished product, which has the potential to be a bit of a dud? We shall see. More to come.

The Constant Gardener

So, I recut a trailer for The Constant Gardener as a more literal interpretation of the title. Granted, it isn't brimming with originality, but it was a quite enjoyable experience. Created with Adobe Premierre as part of an assignment at CPIT. It's pretty scrappy. Enjoy.

The movie itself is actually worth a watch- very much so. Plenty of intrigue and British awkwardness from the least charismatic movie protagonist in forever. Drug companies. Bill Nighy. It's got everything, really.

Pizza Tales 3

Alright. Enough is enough. There was never meant to be more than one, I swear.

For those of you that haven't seen an explosion before, yes, that is what they look like.

Prison Kid

So there's this kid, and he is in some sort of prison. I call it Prison Kid. It is hand painted and one-of-a-kind. Available for purchase for only $1000!! Or, $100. Whichever you prefer.

Pizza Tales part two