I'VE NEARLY FINISHED SOME BOOK OKAY

Never before has something this ridiculous taken up so much of my time. Actually that's a complete lie, I do an awful lot of time-consuming ridiculous things. But it is pretty much done, so yay for that. The Boy Who Was Actually An Octopus: the thrilling story of a boy who finds out (spoiler alert!) that he is actually an octopus. In stores everywhere in December*

*in absolutely no stores anywhere, ever